Chapter 7

Chapter 7: A Failed Attempt at Flirting
'''WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SLIGHT (MAJOR) FANGIRLING/FLIRTING FROM YOURS TRULY. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION.'''

"Who are you, and why are you here?" Levi asked, the only thing colder than his tone being his expression. "I'm just here for one thing," Abby said saucily, causing her friends to mentally facepalm. "And I'm pretty sure I've found it." Levi looked miffed. He obviously wasn't used to being spoken to like that. "Arrest her," he ordered flatly, and within a few seconds there were soldiers firmly holding her arms. The girl's smile only grew wider.

Niko rushed forward. "Le- I mean, um, Corporal, you have to forgive her. She just gets like this when she's excited." He didn't look to be in a forgiving mood. "My orders are final, you dog. And she's not the only one being imprisoned. Before they knew it, the rest of the group was being dragged off.

This day certainly was not going as planned.

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"Great, so Eren's in jail, we're in jail, and we're probably all going to die." Mad would've continued his rant if Niko hadn't kicked him in the shin. "Yeah, thanks a lot, Abby," she scowled. "I'm sure she didn't mean it...?" Von tried to help. But said female was staring dreamily into space and being generally unresponsive.

"So who exactly are you guys?" Eren asked from the adjoined cell that separated them only by metal bars. He wasn't exactly comfortable in his position chained to the bed, but that didn't mean he wasn't curious about his new neighbours. "We;re from the real world...or our real world, anyway," Mad sighed. "I don't know what's real and what isn't anymore. Anyway, our friend Batgirl built this machine to bring us to you runiverse, and we messed with it and now we're here."

"So the machine worked, then?" the shifter asked. "Yeah," Mad admitted. "But we have no way of getting back home and on top of that we're stuck in prison." Eren wasn't done his interrogation, though. "How did you know another universe existed?"

"You're a TV show, Eren," Niko deadpanned, stress obvious in her face. "A stupid, fake TV show." He looked confused and slightly offended, but stopped asking questions. "I don't even know why I'm in here," he muttered. "I just saved Wall Rose." Abby snapped out of her daydream. "It's going to be okay," she assured him cheerfully. "You'll get out soon."

"Maybe he will, but we won't because you had to go and flirt with the corporal!" Mad hissed.

"I didn't think he would arrest us!"

"It doesn't matter what you think."

After that everybody became silent; the air thick with tension. That is, until Abby said quietly, "Guys...where is Batgirl?"

Next Time: Marco